I’m a wee Snail “I’m a wee snail”, Joseph said to the rail “Not very good dining”, He pled with a wail. Two little molluscs I got in a sale One a small girl And one of them male. Joseph was his name And she was called Gail He was all dark And she was quite pale. One fine day We went for a sail I drank champagne And they drank pale ale. We all drank too much And threw up in a pail. The boat went awry Ending up on the shale. A coastguard came at once to our hail But then got cross and put us in jail. We sat there all day Feeling ever so frail. Our day, like this poem One big epic fail.
A very silly poem, but I told Peter I would post it, so….