I’m a wee snail

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I’m a wee Snail

“I’m a wee snail”,
Joseph said to the rail
“Not very good dining”,
He pled with a wail.

Two little molluscs
I got in a sale
One a small girl
And one of them male.

Joseph was his name
And she was called Gail
He was all dark
And she was quite pale. 

One fine day
We went for a sail
I drank champagne
And they drank pale ale.

We all drank too much
And threw up in a pail.
The boat went awry
Ending up on the shale.

A coastguard came at once to our hail
But then got cross and put us in jail.
We sat there all day
Feeling ever so frail.

Our day, like this poem
One big epic fail.

A very silly poem, but I told Peter I would post it, so….

8 thoughts on “I’m a wee snail

  1. Joseph is very cute! It’s always nice to read something that makes us smile. Peter had the right idea.

  2. Just as well they were not in my garden, they would have been thrown over the fence into next door. 🙂
    Nicely done, with the feel of a limerick too.
    Best wishes, Pete.

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