A different title came to mind, but "Adventures in catting" means something different entirely and not at all appropriate! This is Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell doesn't much like me, but at least she has stopped hating me. She used to draw blood if I attempted to touch her. Now she just bites gently and smacks me with … Continue reading Adventures in cat ownership
May 9th 2021 Sunday. It started out as usual. Cats pounding up and down the stairs. Loud retching, which I've decided is all an act because every day I go looking for hairballs or piles of vomit and there is never a sign of anything. They just want us to get up and produce breakfast. … Continue reading “Universal” lessons?
0802/13th February, 2021 "So will you be going to see them off?" "What?" "When the little shitlings take the next rocket to Mars." "I don't know what you're on about!" You'd think the word "shitlings" might offer a clue? After cleaning up the 12 millionth mess, I was prepared to book space for the dear … Continue reading Bluebird