Grant came dancing from the kitchen last night, looking very pleased and announced: "I've just got another free machine!" Groan. "Where's this one?" "Schenectady." "Does it work?" "Don't know." "So you're driving all the way to Schenectady to take someone's junk off them?" "I'll do the shopping on the way home." "Fabulous." Welcome to Grant's … Continue reading Grant’s emporium →